According to Cosmo, Casanova ate 50 raw oysters every morning of his adult life, so… Happy Valentines Day!! Is Valentine’s Day a ridiculous commercial trash fire? Sure! Is it steeped in insane, kind of gross food rituals? You betcha! Do we still love it? OF COURSE WE DO! Nick and Muriel are hella romantic. This week Nick and Muriel describe each others (supposedly) ideal Valentine’s Day, ask some risquee romance questions, eat some alleged aphrodisiacs (hello smoked oysters), and try desperately to remember the specifics of just one of the 13 Valentine’s Days they’ve spent together.